Random bat files

by **_Eternal** Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:15 am

So I made a thread called where I uploaded some simple .vbs files that I scripted.
Now I started making .bat files. Here one for example (instant download): http://bit.ly/199LHuJ

Warning For your safety do NOT close the window that will appear when launched, and do not touch your keypboard untill the CMD window asks you to. The magic Word that it will ask you for is abacadabra Without the word your PC will be "locked" until restart.

How it works if you care

Code:: @echo off net session >nul 2>&1 if %errorLevel% == 0 ( set /a fine=%fine%+1 ) ELSE ( echo ERROR! Please run me as administrator or install cannot start. echo Press any button to continue... pause>nul exit ) title Insert trollface here color 4 TASKKILL /F /IM explorer.exe >nul echo How does it feel? timeout 2 >nul echo I mean... timeout 2 >nul echo Your computers windows has been locked. timeout 2 >nul echo There's a way to fix it though... timeout 2 >nul echo But I won't tell you. timeout 2 >nul echo Or maybe I will give you a chance. timeout 2 >nul echo Okay then. I will give you a chance. timeout 3 >nul echo Here you go. Enter the magic word and I will make things normal. timeout 3 >nul echo You have one chance, if you fail windows will shut down. timeout 3 >nul :top color 2 set /p Q="Enter The Magic Word: " if %Q%==abracadabra ( start explorer.exe >nul cls Echo S U C C E S S ! Echo Turning windows back to normal... ) if NOT %Q%==abracadabra ( cls color 4 echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 10 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 9 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 8 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 7 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 6 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 5 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 4 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 3 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 2 timeout 1 >nul cls echo That wasn't the magic word. Shutting down windows in 1 timeout 3 >nul color 2 echo Just kidding, lol! timeout 2 >nul echo You should have seen the look on your face! timeout 1 >nul echo Anyway, you failed, so I'm just gonna wait for you to close me! ) pause

It will kill windows and start giving you messages, after a while it will ask for a magic word.
Make sure to insert abracadabra which will restore windows, if not you will need to restart you PC with the power button.

It's a fun "prank" that you can play on your friends.

(Experienced PC users can bypass this file)